"Help, I'm Frozen, and I Can't Get Up"

In a scene reminiscent of "A Christmas Story"(or maybe "The 3 Stooges"), Chance has found himself frozen to the dock. I thought they were joking when they said "Chance can't move". As I approached, I saw that Chance's gloves had frozen to the metal supports of the dock!
Lucky for him, we didn't need to call the Fire Department.